If you loved me....

... you'd do what jump off a cliff?

Don't worry guys, you're not alone. I don't understand women either.

I don't undertsand how the 'fairer' sex can exploit men and not feel guilty about it. I feel guilty as hell if I say something which could even be interpreted as exploiting, which then leaves me apologising for the next few hours - but hey that's probably just me.

It does have to be said however that it's not just women who use things such as their relationships to exploit people. Both men and women should be implanted with some sort of electronic chip that sends out a 240 volt shock whenever the words "if you loved me" were uttered - or even "don't you love me?" for that matter.

Yes I realise that there are some perfectly innocent sentences of comparison that require the uttering of those four words, however if there were an electric shock, we would soon learn to cope without.

You may be wondering what has spurned this sudden outburst, well, it is a compilation of the news, something I heard in the high street and the general life experiences of both me and my friends.

Oh and for those of you who don't agree with me, to my knowledge the words "if you loved me" and "don't you love me?" are the most commonly used guilt trips by the sexual abusers of children... think about it.