Right, a public declaration

Hello World.

Lets just clear up some things shall we.

I am in a relationship with someone called Mark.

I would like to state now for the record that I did not cheat on Kevin.

Unlike many of you out there I still actually believe in monogamous relationships.

Now I realise that this post may lose me a quite a few friends, but quite frankly if you want to spread rumours about me and slander my reputation to draw away from the fact that some of you can't keep your legs together, then that is fine with me.

With friends like you who needs enemies.

As for all of you who have heard rumours about me *and* passed them on, but still claim to be my friend. Why didn't you just ask me if there was any truth in it first?

As for the person that started several of the rumours about me, how can you sleep at night?

Please feel free to comment and set me straight.